Series 5 funkeys are on ebay!

this just in, series 5 funkeys r now on ebay! there is a vary rare maul and a very rare necater on. This means series 5 funkey r hitting stores! YAY :D heres the link

http://shop.ebay.com/?_from=R40&_trksid=p3907.m38.l1313&_nkw=funkeys+%28ace%2C+mulch%2C+ratsro%2C+tadd%2C+maul%2C+nectar%29&_sacat=See-All-Categories

Paradox green Overview

hi everybody, i know this is late as well but the paradox green update is out! its update 5.0. The funkeys arnet out right now to get accsess to the portal, but you can use portal jammer. In fact thats what i did! the zone is cool and all, but i was a bit dissapointed by it. I love the story behind it but there wernet many of the easter eggs and little gags that u got in nightmare rift, and daydream oasis. Do you get what im kinda saying? but i still enjoy paradox green. (sorry but i forgot 2 take pics while i was in the portal).

I also had 2 more portal jammers left in pg when i went inside so i decide 2 jam aces club and aces game. I think the game creator thing is pretty cool, and thats probally the best thing i like about paradox green.

Also, if u dont know, the names of the paradox green funkeys r ace, mulch, tadd, rastro, maul, and nectar.

Another thing 2 touch upon if nobody knows is that nectar and maul arnet even in the pg portal. they r actually found in the hidden realm and therye game is funkey fighters. I guess the nectar have a grudge against the maul because they stole their honey. (I dont blame the nectar, I love honey!)

Finaaaaaaly, if u want 2 preoreder the paradox green funkeys, then u can order them off of www.entertainmentearth.com.

Wendys promotional toys

Thegman12 is back 2 posting!

sorry i havent posted in a long time-im truly sorry, but i will start to post more often. This is pretty late but Wendys fastfood resteraunt will be serving kids meals soon with toys based on u.b funkeys! (nice move mattel)! So when word gets out when they are actually in the kids meals, pleez comment! So, get ready 2 eat a bunch of fastfood to get all the those funkey toys! (just pleez dont eat 2 much we dont need a bunch of kids with tummy aches lol)! heres the pic of the toys. Remember 2 some funkey loving adults 2, dont be embaressed to get a kidz meal lol.

Well for kids meal toys it looks like we got some CD games which r quite intresting. I wonder if they are new games, or games already in funkeys? Also, another toy shown their is a backpack clip. You also got a bobble head. Could those be future designs for funkeys? Maybe? Finally, the last toy shown their is a 3D board game. I find this the coolist toy out of all of them. I wonder what the plot of this game is?

-Again sorry i havent been posting. And Stay FUNKEY

Funkeys poll results

hello again my funkey friends, i just wanted to show the final results of the 2 polls

Poll #1

Q: What is your favorite series 1 funkeystown funkey? Lotus or Scratch

A: It looks like the mix masta beat the eco-friendly panda. Scratch wins! (Scratch 66%, Lotus 33% (of votes))

Poll #2

Q: how many funkeys did u get over the holidays

A: Santa was good to u funkey collectors, 8 or over funkeys wins.

Here is the third poll results:

Q: whats ur favorite tv show?

A: Well it looks like in the 1st tv competion poll, one tv show blew the others out.

3rd place: spongebob (6 votes)

2nd place: the simpsons (7 votes)

1st place: TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!!! (17 votes)

Edit: a new poll has closed

Q: do u have any hidden realm funkeys yet?

A: nobody is the most chosen answer.

Ps. I heard people are getting free loot. AWESOME

Pss. Just got common racer x!

Glub

hello everybody! waz up! i just wanted to post something so here is the bio of the royal,famous,fish funkey, Glub!

Bio: The Glub are extremely agile and elegant when submerged but on land are like… well, a fish out of water.
The Glub speak in a strange bubbling, slurping way that most Funkeys find difficult to understand. But oddly enough, the Glub have the most beautiful singing voices. All their speech difficulties go away when they sing. They perform in the Great Funkey Hall, always sing the Funkey anthem, “We Want the Funk”, before sporting events and, of course, at Parliament.
Despite their awkwardness on land, the Glub waddle around with their noses in the air and act like big superstars. They are the royalty of all Funkey celebrities and they act like it.

Zone: Kelpy Basin

Club Name: Glub Castle (pretty sure)

Game info: Glubs game is called "fish bowling" (get it)lol. This game is just bowling, but its kinda difficult personally. You use the mouse to curve and roll the ball down the alley to try to get all the pins down.

Trophy score: I dont have the trophy (just like invasion) because glubs game is so HARD! but ive heard word that the score is 250 or higher.

ps. the only series 1 funkey trophys i dont have are glub and Xener

SO FRUSTRATING!!!

series 6 DC heros is official! + series 7 ?

whats up! i was just looking on ubfunkeys.thespeakeasy.com and it had the new dc hero funkey pics:

heres a pic of the batman, flash, superman, and joker funkey

Heres a pic of what i beleive as some of the series 7 funkeys (except gabby).
I have heard that part of series 7 funkeys will be funkeys called game factory funkeys. These game factory funkeys apparently allow somone to create your own game with them. Not sure on all the details yet though.

heres a pic of series 6 and 7 and part of series 4 together.

Bones

was up everybody. Its thegman12 talking bout the funkey that is grumpy, and is bullied by the Waggs, Bones!

Bio: The Bones are what they are. They don’t hide their feelings or thoughts from anyone. But it’s easy to get under their skin making them often grumpy and disgruntled.
The phrase “You Old Bucket of Bones” has come to mean someone who is in a bad mood and if you “Have a Bone to Pick” you are upset about something. But make no bones about it, they still have fun.
Most doctors in Terrapinia are Bones and they are accomplished at playing piano. Their favorite past time is fishing, although their catch is often just skin and bones.

Club Name: Bones Clubhouse

Zone: Magma Gorge

Bones' game: Bones' game is called bones fishin hole. In this game, you try to catch as many fish as you can in each level. You use the arrow keys{left, right} to move your boat around. hold down the down arrow key to send your fishing line into the water.

Trophy Score: You need about 31,000 points for the trophy. Im a master at this game and ive gotten to level 8.

Happy New Years!

have a funkeys new years, and lets see what funkeys bring us in 2009!

-thegman12